They’ve effectively legalized everything there.” – Drew Carey

“Vegas is everything that’s right with America.

“It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.” – Iliza Shlesinger.

“What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.” – Dane Cook.

“Sometimes I think I need to get crazy.

“Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time.” – Artie Lange.

“While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened.

“Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.” – Don Rickles.

“A little bit of this town goes a very long way.” – Hunter S.

“Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.” – Merv Griffin.

“It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.” – Celine Dion.

“Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.” – Artie Lange.

“Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.” – Frank Scoblete.

“All life is a gamble and our lives are the dice we throw.” – Marty Rubin.

“Everything’s a gamble, love most of all.” – Tess Gerritsen.

“Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.” – Drew Carey.

“Las Vegas is the only place I know where the money really talks–it says, “Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra.

“Man, I really like Vegas.” – Elvis Presley.

“I’m always in paradise when I visit Las Vegas.”.

“Let’s make these kind of nights last forever.”.

“Everyone needs a little Las Vegas in their life.”.

“I came, I saw, I fell in love with Las Vegas.”.

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